Happy Xmas (War is over)…or is it?!?!?!

The title of this blog comes from “Happy Xmas (War Is Over)“, a Christmas song with lyrics by John Lennon and Yoko Ono, released in 1971. This song has become a favourite Christmas song to be covered by other artists and bands such as Celine Dion, Sarah MacLachlan, Neil Diamond, The Fray & Shinedown.

I chose this as the title, because on Saturday the 17th December between 5-8pm at Ty Llywelyn Community Centre a grudge match that has been building for centuries is finally boiling over into all out WAR!!!!!!

I’m not talking about who will be the Christmas number 1 this year; the X-Factor contestant winner or Rage against the Machine; no I’m speaking of Santa and the Elves.

Fed up with poor working conditions; lack of recognition; low pay and virtually indentured servitude; Santa’s Elves have staged a revolution and will be attempting a coup to overthrow jolly St Nicholas.

However Santa is not going to be taken by surprise. He has secretly been amassing an army of Santa’s helpers. I’m sure you’ve seen them at Santas Grottos around the world. The very best Santa impersonators are going to be defending their figurehead on this night.

It will be a battle royal; with milk and cookies awarded to the victors.

You too can join in and support Santa in keeping his position as ruler of the North Pole and enlist in the ‘Secret Armies of Santa’; or you can join the ‘Rebel Elf Revolutionaries’ and seek to overthrow the red clad despot.

Contact us here at LLYFC to book your ticket to the Spark Christmas Party. Tickets cost £3. (At the time of posting this blog, we had approximately 10 tickets left.)

Along with the epic Santa v Elves Nerf Battle; we will have pizza, presents and a short Christmas message.

The event starts at 5pm and will finish by 8pm. As said earlier it is being held at Ty Llywelyn Community Centre, Ffordd yr Orsedd, Llandudno, LL30 1LA.

Check out our facebook events page for more information.